As fathers day approached, I was in need of a gift for my dad. What should I get him? Hmm, he did say he wanted some new shirts a few weeks ago.

erfect! I exclaimed with exuberance. After shrugging off the confused and concerned looks from my fellow patrons at Starbucks, I began to contemplate WHERE I should purchase the gift. I looked fondly around my Starbucks, but alas, no shirts. Looking outside also yielded no inspiration. Ok, I take that back. There was one bit of inspiration, but I was told upon entering the building, Sir, this is a bank. We don't sell clothing. After being so rudely escorted out by Security, I still had my problem! BUT WAIT! It hit me like bat crap. (And believe me, the experience would have unfortunate symmetry.) Yes, I could go to the mall. Yes, the mall. A wondrous place full of marvelous shops and limitless fathers day gift ideas! It's not just any mall, it's the Citadel Mall!
*sigh*
The mall was a profound disappointment. I'm not sure what was more scary, the gangs, the pick pockets or that really creepy obese man (I cannot emphasize enough how creepy this guy was) reading a magazine. Unfortunately my eyes wondered to the magazine. It was only for a split second, but it was enough. I had no idea a horse could do that to a naked woman. *shudders* And yes, I thought he was creepy BEFORE I saw the magazine. (Believe me, the image is about 100 times worse than what you're thinking.)
The mall itself was a sad sight to behold actually. I grew up around this mall and I would go there often. The economy has really hit hard. The stores are slashing prices to the extreme and these really shady stores are popping up all over the place. One store looked like a bad garage sale for old games. It was seriously sad. The number of vacant store fronts is also at an all time high. I was also impressed with the general mood of the employees at these various stores. To say the least, the mood was grim. I can't blame them in the least. They are fighting to sell whatever they can and if I had to be anywhere near that pervert all day I'd be in a foul mood too.
But to a pleasant conclusion to this blog, yes, I did get my dad some nice shirts. I bought them at the mall too! And after 7 scolding hours in the shower fully clothed, I stopped crying and gave my dad his gift. Mission Accomplished!
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In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
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It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
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Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
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If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
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NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
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IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
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Ciao
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I wouldn't change a thing
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The cracks between the spaces
Nickolodeon
hope things are well with you.
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"here is written something deep and poetic"
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